The Bloodiest Orc!

A Orc walks up and taps you on your shoulder. "'Ey dere! Da Boss telled me ta giv' yu dis." As you turn around he shoves a piece of paper in your hands then shuffles off. As you look down you see this:

"Yur vited ta da bludyest orc bash! Phurst we bonk, den we nosh and' da winur gets teef! Dis ill sho' dem humies an da panzees who be da gargest!"

(translation~ you are cordially invited to the Bloodiest Orc Bash! There will be a tournament, then a feast with all the food you can imagine and after that the winner will get marvelous prizes and the respect he deserves! This will prove to the humans and the elves who is the strongest and most terrifying!)

Despairs first Bloody Orc Bash!

This will be a tourney the likes of which we have never seen! All Orcs will gather in the tunnels for a party lasting until the Orc King decides to throw y'all out!

The Time: Friday the 28th, about 10 pm eastern
The Place: The Orc Tunnels!

The Prizes: ok.. you guys.... here goes

If we have 8 or more people the top prize is a full fighter Strength set!!!!!!!
But wait!! theres more... if we get that many people I will personally donate a full Barbarian Strength set!!!
so all we need is 8 people to put 2 complete sets of gear up as a prize!!
Winner will choose one then second place will get the other!!


I am adding several restrictions to the tourney so that even the newest of new players may compete, if they can build well. Please have fun with it and build something fun and crazy!
The Rules!!

1:) All Players participating must have Half-Orc characters! (No subraces)
2:) Level is capped at 40 (No legendary levels allowed)
3:) No magic using classes (Wizard, Sorcerer, Cleric, Bard, and Druid are banned)
4:) Strength builds only (The orc king doesnt want to see any of that weak dexterity stuff)
5:) Weapon Master and Shadow Dancer are banned (or everyone would run them)
6:) Devastating Critical is banned (..... do I really need to explain why?)
6:) All non-legendary gear is allowed! (Smoke em if you got em!)
7:) Potions may be used to buff, but not to heal (healing with a potion will get you Disqualified)
8:) The only potions allowed are the ones you can buy in Micidal
9:) Scrolls, wands and other things that can be used with UMD to cast arcane or divine spells are banned


Sign up here!

-AoA

E'hh bi tliri wetl bhajiz ahh bhoojy!



(I''ll be there with blades all bloody!)







Kiruuthluthh the ß|ªçkJªçk

Me big and dumb but stong me smash.



(I'll be there)

I'll be there

The Contest was run with the three participants that signed up! The winner was Kiruuthluthh! Prizes have been distributed, but I still would have preferred to have given away the sets of gear that were the grand prize. Watch for more tournaments to come!

-AoA